Sunday, May 6, 2012

I love advertising hype. Coconut water is the new health fad among idiots, many of whom have never eaten an actual coconut. it is tasty and all, but at what cost? Coconut accidents kill more people globally than shark attacks! Sure, the reason I know this is that the good people at Discovery Channel love them some Shark Week, but whatever. They neeed coconut liquor; now THAT'S drinking to your health!

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