Saturday, April 21, 2012

Spring day

Beautiful day outside.  The sun is shining and and the birds are chirping.  At least they were until the crow ate them.

Some idiot bird built a nest on top of my mailbox.  At first I thought "how cute, silly bird."  Then my mail gets covered in shit.  I hate birds. 

I didn't have the stomach to move the nest once I realized I had waited too long and three well formed baby birds were already in it (hence the bird shit).  I guess I'll just have to live with shitty mail.  But wait- what should I see out my front window?  A heroic crow swoops in and snatches a baby bird.  He flew on top of my neighbor's house and tore him to pieces.  Alive.  Then he comes back for the second.  And the third.  And then, for no apparent reason he comes back and throws the nest on the ground and tears it up so I don't have to.   

Circle of life...

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